The Oppressed Peoples of Card Season 271 is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 3.031 billion Card Season 271ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, with Defense and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.0%.

The strong Card Season 271ian economy, worth 177 trillion packs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 58,498 packs, with the richest citizens earning 8.2 times as much as the poorest.

Builders across Card Season 271 are blocked up with orders for new public loos, school lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp, it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey, and road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Card Season 271's national animal is the packs, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Card Season 271 is ranked 189,554^th in the world and 969^th in TPFKAQ for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 46.9 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.